iamthedeadpool:

alwaysmelissa:

iamthedeadpool:

Saying it was a Cocaine Side effect

Nah that’s Zombies

It’s starting

The guy was an unstable crack head. Cannibalism has happened many times long before the zombie apocalypse was even thought of. Be real, guys.

You’re not welcome to my bunker when the Zombie outbreak happens and you can be real while your face is being eaten

Swag Class 

I couldn’t decide…..

thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:

Joss Whedon just posted this on his facebook

As much as I want this to be real, it’s only fan art. I saw it on Reddit a while ago. 

What? I drew that in November last year. What drawing, anyway? 

How do I go up to a girl to tell her she’s attractive?

srsly. I need help. 

I forgot the answer ‘cause I’m dumb. What’s the belt that Link wears around his chest to hold the sword called? 

Watch at your own will, guys. There are major spoilers if you don’t want to know what will happen next in the franchise! 

>Bat-Man, Flash, Superman, Catwoman, Wonder Woman
>Wasn’t that a TV show?  
>I’ve never heard of that before
>That guy with the bow
>He’s not chinese
>I don’t know their names.
>”Does the movie look good?” “No.”
>Don’t put them all in one movie hurr durr 
>Too many superhero movies. 

LORD GRANT ME THE POWER TO NOT HUNT THESE CHILDREN DOWN AND KILL THEM. 

zaynshomoerection:

ladynorthstar:

die-screaming:

The first trailer, and lots of new details, have been released for Avengers XXX, the latest porn parody from Axel Braun.

omg that’s going to be even better than Captain America’s porn

and that one was seriously too fucking amusing to be true

I mean, check out the cover

that’s going to be so much fucking fun to watch

omfg

I..I need to see this.